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For more than 30 years Archie McPhee has been bringing strange and amazing things to the world. They design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better!

FINALLY, A CAT THAT DOES WHAT YOU WANT IT TO DO!

Finger Cats are adorable cat finger puppets that you can tuck in your pocket and take with you everywhere. Now you can always have a cat at the tip of your fingers! They come in four different styles (breeds) and are perfect for putting on a kitty puppet show that is almost certainly guaranteed to annoy actual cats. Each soft vinyl cat is 2" tall, mischievous and adorable.

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.

Product Details:

Made of soft vinyl

Each is 2” tall

Various colours and personalities

*Sold individually - For any colour preferences, please make a note in the checkout process. If the colour is not available the colour will be selected at random.

For more than 30 years Archie McPhee has been bringing strange and amazing things to the world. They design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better!

How do you improve a cat? Impossible! We’ve tried by making them glow in the dark, but really they aren’t better, just different. These six differently posed kitties glow in the dark, perfect if your own cats have trouble finding things to knock off the shelf while you’re trying to sleep. 

WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.

Product Details:

• Approximately 1”
• Soft vinyl

*Sold individually - For any style preferences, please make a note in the checkout process. If the style is not available one will be selected at random.

For more than 30 years Archie McPhee has been bringing strange and amazing things to the world. They design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better!

REMEMBER THESE FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD?

Finger Monsters are one of our best selling products of all time. These adult-sized finger puppets are about 2″ (3.8 cm) tall and made of soft vinyl. Their flailing arms, open mouths and huge, bulging eyes will have you giggling uncontrollably. Eight different styles. Your fingers have never been so scary or your hands so haunted!

Product Details:

• Each is about 2” tall
• Made of soft rubber

*Sold individually - For any colour/style preferences, please make a note in the checkout process. If the style/colour is not available one will be selected at random.

For more than 30 years Archie McPhee has been bringing strange and amazing things to the world. They design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better!

THESE MONSTERS ARE FOR ANYONE AFRAID OF THE DARK!

Traditionally, monsters roam around in the dark being monstrously monstrous. As amazing as our Deluxe Finger Monsters are, they don’t really reflect the roots of true monsterdom. These glow-in-the-dark 2” tall rubber Finger Monsters have the same eight amazing styles as the other monsters, but they glow! It’s perfect for such monster activities as hiding in the closet or under your bed. 

Product Details:

• Each is about 2” tall
• Made of soft rubber

*Sold individually - For any colour/style preferences, please make a note in the checkout process. If the style/colour is not available one will be selected at random.

For more than 30 years Archie McPhee has been bringing strange and amazing things to the world. They design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better!

HELPS YOU SURVIVE FILTHY BATHROOMS!

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, two antiseptic wipes and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the most challenging conditions. Do yourself a favor and keep one of these with you at all times when you travel. You'll thank us later.

Product Details:

• Includes a toilet seat cover, 2 antiseptic wipes and a pair of gloves
• Comes in a 3-3/4" tin
• Slips into bags and purses in case of emergency
• Tested at a filling station in rural Alabama

For more than 30 years Archie McPhee has been bringing strange and amazing things to the world. They design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better!

Gentlemen, start your babies!

People are going to have to buy more than one of these wheeled, pull-back babies to truly race them. Just line up the soft vinyl and plastic, 2-1/4″ (5.7 cm) bundles of joy and start the countdown. They haven’t learned to walk yet, but wait until you see their speed in a straightaway. When they take a pitstop, it’s not the tires that need changing.

*Sold individually - For any colour preferences, please make a note in the checkout process. If the colour is not available the colour will be selected at random.